Jesus wants me

I know I spend a lot of time up at St. Isidore and down in Braintree at the Archdiocesan Pastoral Center but I was still shocked to see that Jesus wants me for a special mission (email received 3/22/2010):

To: cac@stisidorestow.org
Subject: Emergency Message from The Lord
Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2010 07:57:41 +0100
From: “Jesus Christ”

This Message is an Official Message for the Government of Abraham founded
in part by Jesus Christ de Yahweh. Interference with This Message, The
Originator, His Respondents, His Adherents, His Mechanisms, etc. are
subject to no appellate authority.

Greetings from THE LAMB:
I have been tasked with assembling an emergency elect on behalf of God
Yahweh for the Government of Abraham. The elect must be twenty-four
able-bodied adults for the 2010 term. I require the names, emails, and
telephone numbers of these twenty-four church leaders emailed to
emergency@3emergency.com or jesus@3jesus.com immediately. Failure to
follow this instruction shall have spiritual consequences.

Buenas Suerte,
Jesus Christ

P.S. Also, I am upset with you about this last Millennium Birthday at the
year year two-thousand. Were you not aware I’d come back to you?

FURTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Rules for Yahweh, Holy Spirit, Jesus:

1. Our Press must be authorized. jesus@3jesus.com
2. No impromptu meetings nor impromptu interactions. jesus@3jesus.com
3. No photos, etc. jesus@3jesus.com
4. “No or Yes” questions only. jesus@3jesus.com
We most graciously thank you for your message and efforts. Also, you
forgot My Millennium Birthday.

Love,
The Office of Jesus Christ
aka The Word of God
P.O. Box 701
San Mateo, CA 94401
USA
website: www.2000t.tel
emails: jesus@3jesus.com and/or emergency@3emergency.com

+1(650)520-2317

We repeat, This Message is an Official Message for the Government of
Abraham founded in part by Jesus Christ de Yahweh. Interference with This
Message, The Originator, His Respondents, His Adherents, His Mechanisms,
etc. are subject to no appellate authority.
03/22/2010
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